ENGINEER AT TUMBLR
HOW DID WE MEET?
It was my first day at work here at Tumblr. You were hiding under my desk for a while, and knocked me out with your metal claws. I woke up a few hours later with you threatening to give me a robotic swirly if I didn’t switch my name to MEATBAG 34. It was scary. And painful. I know you didn’t mean to do it.
WHAT’S THE MOST TROUBLE WE’VE BEEN IN TOGETHER?
When you decided to spray paint “TUMBLR RULEZ” all over New York. This included people. The Mayor was not pleased with his new look. Not sure why I agreed to help you with that.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY BLOG?
The fact that you talk in all-caps.